Conversations with Mason about Star Wars
Mason: What does Yoda eat?
Me: I'm not sure bud, what do you think he eats?
Mason: Worms and catepwillers. And probablee fruits and veggies.
Me: Why would he eat that?
Mason: He is green and small.
Mason: I'm hungry.
Me: Again? You just ate. What do you want to eat?
Mason: Whatever Chewy eats.
Me: I don't know what Chewy eats.
Mason: Can we gwoogle it?
Mason: I'm hungry again.
Me: Mason! You just ate an entire batch of strawberries and two cheese sticks.
Mason: But I'm still hungry. I must be growing or something.
Me: Well, what do you feel like eating?
Mason: Whatever Luke Skywalker eats.
Me: I don't know what Luke Skywalker ate.
Mason: Just gwoogle it mama.
Mason: Does Logan talk in Ewok? He sounds like them but fusses more.
Me: No, I think he just talks in his own little Logan language. He'll talk soon.
Mason: I think I need an Ewok. I willy need one.
Me: No, I'm not going to buy you any new toys.
Mason: Will they have them in Chicago? Can I get some there?
Me: No, we are saving our money just for Lego sets.
Mason: But I do! I do! I need some to play with.
Me: I bet we can make one together.
Mason: (asking 1,000 times since morning) Can we make one now? Can Logan go and sleep yet?
Yes. Now we can.